Man in non-matching bright orange Hawaiian patterned shirt and shorts: So here is what I am thinking for the theme of the event…
Sydney
Australia
Overheard by: Rusty
Archive for the ‘Colors’ Category
Just When You Were Starting to Expect More from Virginia…
Server girl (about black guy in pink shirt): Wow, look at that pink shirt that guy’s wearing!
Server boy: What about it? I think it looks kinda cool.
Server girl: But who would wear that?
Server boy: That guy obviously.
Server girl: Okay, you’re right, it’s okay on him…but on a person?
Server boy: That’s fucked up.
Restaurant
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Overheard by: server thenn, idiot now
Which Is Why It Can’t Be the Other Guy I Slept With
Very white girl in business suit on cell in cafeteria: No, I haven’t told him yet, I just found out for sure this morning. (pause) Well, I don’t have his phone number anymore, I took it out of my phone so I wouldn’t drunk dial. (pause) I don’t know, I know his address, so maybe I’ll just send him a card. “Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m having a baby, and so are you”. (pause) Hey, maybe a singing telegram to him at work. That’ll go over big. (pause) He’s an elementary school teacher… that would probably get him fired. (pulls out ghetto accent) And you know my baby daddy better have hisself a job!
Princeton, New Jersey
Overheard by: Currrly!
Does It Matter That It’s a Black Car?
Dispatch: Got a report of a small black car going very fast.
Officer: Any other description besides “small black car”?
Dispatch: It’s going very fast.
Officer: Thanks… Over.
Police Scanner
Oregon
Overheard by: Mike
…All Over My Chin
Old lady: I like them when they’re big and juicy like that.
Older lady: Yeah, all dark and purpley, so good.
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
Republicans Are Already Drawing Harsh Comparisons to Tinky Winky
VP to manager: I mean, Barack Obama…he’s much more purple than even black.
Franklin, Tennessee
Overheard by: Morgan
Hah! You Said “Insert”!
Girl office worker, pointing to three-ring binder: Oh! You have a pretty purple one!
Male coworker: Go ahead and take it.
Girl office worker: Oh, it?s too small. I need a big pretty purple one.
Male coworker: Insert your own joke here.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Who’s Doing the Sexual Harassing Here? Show Your Work.
Female nurse, about new netbook: I guess I have to take this little pink thing home and test it out.
Male office manager: Can I watch?
Twin Falls, Idaho
Overheard by: jaekar99
How to Make a Roomful Of White People Fall Silent: Encapsulated
Sole African American lady in office: Man! If she sticks her head any farther up the boss’ ass, she’ll look like me!
Jeannette, Pennsylvania
Raise Your Hand If You Love Wite-Out
Old lady #1: They’ll be all “whats that white stuff on yo’ face?“
Old lady #2: Just tell ’em it’s White-Out or something…
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
