VP to manager: I mean, Barack Obama…he’s much more purple than even black.
Franklin, Tennessee
Overheard by: Morgan
Archive for the ‘Colors’ Category
Hah! You Said “Insert”!
Girl office worker, pointing to three-ring binder: Oh! You have a pretty purple one!
Male coworker: Go ahead and take it.
Girl office worker: Oh, it?s too small. I need a big pretty purple one.
Male coworker: Insert your own joke here.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Who’s Doing the Sexual Harassing Here? Show Your Work.
Female nurse, about new netbook: I guess I have to take this little pink thing home and test it out.
Male office manager: Can I watch?
Twin Falls, Idaho
Overheard by: jaekar99
How to Make a Roomful Of White People Fall Silent: Encapsulated
Sole African American lady in office: Man! If she sticks her head any farther up the boss’ ass, she’ll look like me!
Jeannette, Pennsylvania
Raise Your Hand If You Love Wite-Out
Old lady #1: They’ll be all “whats that white stuff on yo’ face?“
Old lady #2: Just tell ’em it’s White-Out or something…
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
…We’ve All Seen Your MySpace Photos.
Female coworker at office barbecue: I love dark meat.
Male African American coworker: That’s cool, girl.
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: Alacia
And I Mean, Kevin-Costner-Robin-Hood Embarrasssing
Boss, whispering loudly: What is that?
Startled employee, in normal voice: It’s my green shirt.
Boss, still whispering loudly: It’s embarrassing.
Fulton St
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: justanotherblazer
But It’s Important to Our Relationship That I Share Inappropriate Facts About Her
Newbie: So Diane* is the one with dirty blonde hair?
Seasoned worker: I don’t think they like the term “dirty.“
Newbie: Oh yeah, my girlfriend kinda likes being called “dirty.“
Seasoned worker: I meant the hair color.
Newbie: I know!
Inverness Work Plex
Denver, Colorado
To Go With My Car-Shopping Outfit
Office bimbette #1: So, I bought a new car last night and I didn’t need a guy to help me pick it out or make the deal or anything.
Office bimbette #2: For reals? What kind did of car did you get?
Office bimbette #1: A blue one.
California Street
San Francisco, California
Oh, Like You Did at the Office Holiday Party?
Female coworker #1: So I bought this Tupperware to help wildlife. It comes in different colors and designs. This one has dolphins, and one of the others has monkeys on it.
Female coworker #2, mockingly: You are so fucking queer.
Female coworker #1, shouting: I’ll show you fucking queer!
Iowa City, Iowa
Overheard by: Shocked & Awed
