Archive for the ‘Colorado’ Category

Have You Ever Seen a Horse Slip on a Banana Peel? Disaster

Office peon on phone: … It’s almost like you’re putting the monkey before the horse.

S. Lima Street
Englewood, Colorado

5PM That’s a Wrap

Employee: Hey! Doesn’t your ma get you anything from the Easter bunny?
Supervisor: It’s been years since I’ve gotten anything.
Employee’s boy: You live with your mom?
Supervisor: So what? So do you!
Employee’s boy: No, I don’t.
Supervisor: Huh?…Oh…Ah, shit.

6101 Wetzel Avenue
Fort Carson, Colorado

2PM Managers’ Meeting

Manager: I’m sorry that was a dumb question, I just didn’t have enough to eat before lunch.

1005 17^th Street
Denver, Colorado

Worst. Tooth Fairy. Ever.

Diner: Well, you know, when she was young she just liked to sleep with dead animals under her pillow.

Denver, Colorado

I Think We’ll Both Be Disappointed

Coworker, looking for food: Can I go through your drawers and find something to snack on?

Englewood, Colorado

Which Is Part of the Reason I’ve Been Fired

Worker bee: It’s like he’s a totally different person. I’m not sure if it’s him or if he’s been taken over by aliens. I keep checking him for anal probes.

Denver, Colorado