Lady suit, at lunch: How is it?
Male suit: It needs something.
Lady suit: Perhaps you should have asked for a more aggressive vegetable.
9th Street and Main Avenue
Durango, Colorado
Archive for the ‘Colorado’ Category
Because Our Country Can’t Handle a Cool Whip
Suit to other: I just don’t understand why the minority whip is never a minority.
Denver, Colorado
Now Are You Ready to Order?
Waitress: I don’t want any sauce touching me… Unless it’s being licked off of me.
1027 West Horsetooth Road
Fort Collins, Colorado
And of Course He Was There at the Time
Bimbo: She really didn’t betray him other than sleeping with someone else.
1300 Riverside Avenue
Fort Collins, Colorado
Overheard by: dazed and confused
It’ll Use the ‘Eponymous Rage’ Defense at Its Trial
Frustrated employee: I’m gonna build a robot named Microchip, and it’s going to look like a microchip and it’s going to kill people.
1025 Eldorado Boulevard
Broomfield, Colorado
Overheard by: D
Some Place Where the People Are Ignorant, Anyway
Girl standing in smoking section: So he found this video of this dumb blonde girl. I can’t believe it, she was from Norwegian or something like that.
Evans, Colorado
Overheard by: Princess
3PM Cigarette Break
Admin: Hey, Simon Wiesenthal died! Who’s he?
Suit: Oh, he hunted Nazis or something. Cool!
Admin: Cool that he died?
Suit: Cool that he’s in my dead pool!
1600 Broadway
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: C. O’ntracter
And I’m Going to Be Completely Rigid about This
Old maid boss: Do you have a boner over there?
Young male worker, confused: I’m sorry, what?
Old maid boss: A boner. For folding paper [holds up knife]. Do you have one?
Young male worker: How can you seriously be calling it that? I know you know what that means.
Old maid boss: No, I know you need one if you don’t have one. I’ll get another one.
Young male worker: I know you know what that means. I know you know what that means. I don’t want anything to do with it.
6101 O’Connell Avenue
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Overheard by: TK
So Do I Have the Job or What?
Chick: Sometimes I chew with my mouth open just for effect.
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: aireiq
On the Plus Side, It’s Like an EZ Pass to Paternity Suits
Crime scene tech, teaching a class: No, semen doesn’t last. The sperm do. It’s really hard to get rid of them, even after a few days. It’s those tough little heads. You could put the clothes in the laundry and still find some. So…sorry ladies.
Las Vegas Street
Colorado Springs, Colorado
