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Hav­ing Snook­ie As a Co-work­er Is No Piece Of Cake

Fe­male HR man­ag­er: I got so drunk last night, I slept in just my socks!
Dis­in­ter­est­ed fe­male cowork­er: Um­mm, good for you?
Fe­male HR man­ag­er: It’s one of my lev­els of drunk­en­ness. It means I’m re­al­ly drunk.
Dis­in­ter­est­ed fe­male cowork­er: Okay.
Fe­male HR man­ag­er: You know why I picked this long dress to wear to­day?
Dis­in­ter­est­ed fe­male cowork­er: Um­mm, no, why?
Fe­male HR man­ag­er, proud­ly: Be­cause I could skip the un­der­wear!
Hor­ri­fied fe­male cowork­er: (si­lence)
Fe­male HR man­ag­er: I think I might still be drunk.
Hor­ri­fied fe­male cowork­er: I’m start­ing to wish I was.

Great Val­ley, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: every­body has their freak flag

Just When You Were Start­ing to Ex­pect More from Vir­ginia…

Serv­er girl (about black guy in pink shirt): Wow, look at that pink shirt that guy’s wear­ing!
Serv­er boy: What about it? I think it looks kin­da cool.
Serv­er girl: But who would wear that?
Serv­er boy: That guy ob­vi­ous­ly.
Serv­er girl: Okay, you’re right, it’s okay on him…but on a per­son?
Serv­er boy: That’s fucked up.

Restau­rant
Fred­er­icks­burg, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: serv­er thenn, id­iot now