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Just Like Daisy Duke

Sun­day school teacher: How’s that new lit­tle kit­ten of yours?
Priest: She’s do­ing well. We’re tak­ing her over to the vet to­mor­row to be spayed.
Child #1: What’s spayed?
Child #2: That’s when they take off her over­alls so she can’t have ba­bies.

Joli­et, Mon­tana