Archive for the ‘Cinema’ Category

Non-Zom­bie Zom­bies Are the Worst, Man!

Cowork­er #1: So did you like 28 Days Lat­er?
Cowork­er #2: Well, I did­n’t like the zom­bies.
Cowork­er #1: Why?
Cowork­er #2: I don’t know… They weren’t re­al­ly zom­bies. Zom­bies don’t think; they don’t strate­gize. That’s what makes them zom­bies!

Wa­ter Street
New York City, New York

And They All Sound Like Chris Rock!

Of­fice pe­on #1: Last night I had a dream about be­ing at­tacked by a don­key.
Of­fice pe­on #2: Oh, I know what your mean: ze­bras are my Fred­dy Krueger.
Of­fice pe­on #1: I know, right? Be­cause they don’t even sound like reg­u­lar fuck­ing hors­es.
Of­fice pe­on #2: And they’re cam­ou­flaged like light­ning!

Den­ver, Col­orado

Over­heard by: Best Na­ture Doc­u­men­tary EVER!

Cor­nish Game Hens? Wtf?

Boss: I got two box­es of can­dy, 13 kinds of beer, 28 bot­tles of al­co­hol, 25 pounds of carne asa­da, 3 kinds of ribs, Pink’s hot dogs, 6 Cor­nish game hens, and An­gus ham­burg­ers. I think we’re set for the bar­be­cue to­mor­row. Oh, I for­got to tell you, they’re film­ing an­oth­er porno here on Sat­ur­day. Tell all your friends to come.

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia