Archive for the ‘Cinema’ Category

Yours Is the “Lol­lipop Guild” Song, for No Rea­son What­so­ev­er

Cube rat #1: Oh, I love that ring­tone! That’s from Wiz­ard of Oz, is­n’t it?
Cube rat #2: Yeah, Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead is my fa­vorite song in that whole movie.
Cube rat #1: Who called?
Cube rat #2: My moth­er-in-law.
Cube rat #1, lauhging: Got any oth­ers?
Cube rat #2: Yeah, I’ve got If I On­ly Had a Brain on there, too.
Cube rat #1: Who’s that one for?
Cube rat #2: My boss.

Bossier City, Louisiana

Non-Zom­bie Zom­bies Are the Worst, Man!

Cowork­er #1: So did you like 28 Days Lat­er?
Cowork­er #2: Well, I did­n’t like the zom­bies.
Cowork­er #1: Why?
Cowork­er #2: I don’t know… They weren’t re­al­ly zom­bies. Zom­bies don’t think; they don’t strate­gize. That’s what makes them zom­bies!

Wa­ter Street
New York City, New York