Archive for the ‘Cinema’ Category

Should­n’t We at Least Try to Cater to the Se­mi-Lit­er­ate?

In­tern: So do any celebri­ties sub­scribe to our mag­a­zine?
Cir­cu­la­tion gu­ru: Ac­tu­al­ly, James Caan and Shirley MacLaine are long­time sub­scribers. Even Den­nis Hop­per got our mag for awhile.
In­tern (sigh­ing): I mean like re­al celebri­ties. You know: Tila Tequi­la or Zac Efron…

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: ugh.

Take What, Ex­act­ly? No, Don’t Tell Me.

Cute gay guy: Tome Cruise and Katie Holmes were look­ing for an apart­ment on my street.
Fe­male cowork­er: Oh, re­al­ly?
Cute gay guy: Yeah, I live on Toorak Road. If they move there, I wan­na steal Suri. And have crazy bum sex on my bal­cony! (demon­strates by thrust­ing in the air) Take that, Sci­en­tol­ogy!

Mel­bourne
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Gig­gling