Archive for the ‘Cinema’ Category

Take What, Ex­act­ly? No, Don’t Tell Me.

Cute gay guy: Tome Cruise and Katie Holmes were look­ing for an apart­ment on my street.
Fe­male cowork­er: Oh, re­al­ly?
Cute gay guy: Yeah, I live on Toorak Road. If they move there, I wan­na steal Suri. And have crazy bum sex on my bal­cony! (demon­strates by thrust­ing in the air) Take that, Sci­en­tol­ogy!

Mel­bourne
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Gig­gling

Yours Is the “Lol­lipop Guild” Song, for No Rea­son What­so­ev­er

Cube rat #1: Oh, I love that ring­tone! That’s from Wiz­ard of Oz, is­n’t it?
Cube rat #2: Yeah, Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead is my fa­vorite song in that whole movie.
Cube rat #1: Who called?
Cube rat #2: My moth­er-in-law.
Cube rat #1, lauhging: Got any oth­ers?
Cube rat #2: Yeah, I’ve got If I On­ly Had a Brain on there, too.
Cube rat #1: Who’s that one for?
Cube rat #2: My boss.

Bossier City, Louisiana