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The Left

Guy: The movie wasn’t very good, but the chick was super hot. She was, like, half Chinese, half normal.

Ottawa, Ontario

Overheard by: Supervisor

Roger Decides to Have a Protein Shake at His Desk

Male cube rat: What are we doing for lunch? I’m craving meat.
Female cube rat #1, grinning: What kind of meat?
Male cube rat: Hmmm… A big, juicy steak, with a side of fried chicken.
Female cube rat #2: How about a Reuben sandwich?
Male cube rat: No, no, I don’t want female meat — I want man meat!
All within earshot: Reeeally?!
Male cube rat: Awww, crap.

2916 21st Street NE
Calgary, Alberta

Overheard by: Neverlivingitdown