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Why Gay Porn Stars Are So Healthy

Gay hairstylist: But people who have anal don’t get prostrate cancer…
Manager: They only get hemorrhoids.
Gay hairstylist: That’s true, after a while it looks like a cauliflower. But, anyway, we do not get prostate cancer, because the cock acts like a massage therapist.
Manager: Riiiiight!

Sao Paulo

Unless, of Course, You Don’t Own a Dog

English teacher: Nice shirt.
Manager: Tell me about it… It’s laundry day.
Italian teacher: Oh god, I hate laundry day. I always run out of underwear and have to wear nothing under my skirt. I’m terrified that the dog will stick his face up my vagina… You know, literally.
Manager: Yeah, I don’t think there is a way to mean that in a non-literal sense.

434 Peixoto Gomide
São Paulo

Overheard by: English Teacher #2