That Is to Say, We've Coded Your Crack.

Tech support: Good morning, this is Steve* from technical support. I think that I have got to the problem of your bottom.

Slough
England

When a Pipe-Layer Came to the Office, They Had Fun for Weeks

Ditzy office peon looking at pregnant celebrity in magazine: It looks like she's wearing one of those sha…sha-long things, ya know, that you carry a baby in.
Girl: Don't you mean “sarong”?
Male office peon: Hahaha you said “shlong”!

Central Avenue
Wood Dale, Illinois

11AM Tech Services

Director: Here’s the travel laptop I’m returning. Can you delete some of the files I put on there?
IT Manager: Yeah, sure, I’ll clean it out. I better not find any pubic hairs stuck in the keyboard.

1100 L Street NW
Washington, DC

Ah, But Pulling It Out? Magic!

Female coworker: That's it. I'm going to the store and get some tampons. I'm tired of stuffing toilet paper in me.

Charlottesville, Virginia

That Explains My First Child…

Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don't think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.

Union City, Tennessee

Overheard by: Did She just say that?

The Difference Between Adam Sandler Managers and Tommy Lee Managers

Manager #1 to manager #2: I’m talking about sloppy joes and you’re talking about sucking toes.

Cordele, Georgia

Overheard by: Marisa Griggs

When Companies Don't Provide Healthcare, Women Give Birth at Work

Girl, yelling from her cubicle: Ewww, gross! There's hair and a birthmark!

Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Zack

1PM Lunch

Receptionist: I don’t know whether to throw up my hands or just throw up.

550 South Hope Street
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: oldcorps50

…We've All Seen Your MySpace Photos.

Female coworker at office barbecue: I love dark meat.
Male African American coworker: That's cool, girl.

St. Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Alacia

…I Could Get Nailed for the First Time in a While

Secretary (singing to herself to the tune of “If I only had a brain”): If I only had a hammer…if I only had a hammer…

Morris Plains, New Jersey