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2PM Fa­cil­i­ties Is­sues

HR as­sis­tant: So, Paul*, when are you gonna take a look at my thing? I’m burst­ing at the seams, right?
Paul the safe­ty di­rec­tor: [laugh­ing] I can’t look now — and will nev­er look at your thing.
HR as­sis­tant: But, dang it! I need some space! Look at how my file cab­i­nets are over­flow­ing!!
Paul: HR is­n’t the on­ly de­part­ment that needs fil­ing space!
HR as­sis­tant: [sighs] I just need some­one to look and to care!

4730 South Fort Apache
Las Ve­gas, Neva­da

Over­heard by: Cor­po­rate Para­le­gal

Any­way, I Al­ready Ate Richard’s Foot Skin

Bro­ker #1: Okay, here’s one: would you rather lick the bulge on Jim­my’s leg or eat the skin that Richard peeled off his foot last year?
Bro­ker #2: As sick as this sounds, I’d take Jim­my’s bulge in a sec­ond. I had to sit next to Richard. His foot had a crack in it so deep you could stick a pen­cil in it.

Chica­go, Illi­nois