Peon: Rice belly would jiggle. Beer belly would, like, wobble hard.
King Street East
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Thank you, sensei
Archive for the ‘Body Parts’ Category
Biblicly.
Female intern: Another intern?
Male manager: Yup. You’re not so new anymore.
Female intern: What’s his name?
Male manager: Dick.
Female intern: Really? I know a Dick.
Male manager: Do you?
Female intern: Yeah, I know like three Dicks!
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: this wun guy
Not Since the Last Time You Asked Me That.
Very agitated girl to coworker: Do you have a box that can fit something seven inches long?
New York City, New York
The Wet Look Never Goes Out Of Style in New Jersey
CSR on cell, laughing: So you got a wet belly instead of a wet butt?
Delran, New Jersey
Overheard by: Bruce Banner
A Little Something Extra on the Meat-Lover’s Pizza, Ma’am
Employee #1: Yeah, it was a great porno. Yeah, she was all up on his taint. The taint. You know the part between the meat and the hole? Yeah, that.
Employee #2, on the phone with customer: (cringe)
Customer on phone: Excuse me…
Employee #2: Umm, yes ma’am?
Customer: Was that man talking about balls?
Pizza Place
Long Island, New York
Like Making Pancakes.
20-something blonde in crowded elevator: I keep doing weird things with my butt.
New York City, New York
In Tough Economic Times, It’s Good to See Everyone Helping Out
Disembodied voice coming from men’s room: Aww, man! We do that every year! …usually with our teeth …and while he’s still alive.
Austin, Texas
…While He’s Sleeping.
Coworker: We can look at his package.
Fort Worth, Texas
Thank God I Always Buy Mules in Bulk
Tech: I came home last night and my right ass was killing me! I had to sit on my left ass!
Austin, Texas
Overheard by: Server-tron
Perhaps Start Wearing Pants to Work?
Regional director to underling: I can almost see up your ass and read your mind.
Underling: I don’t know what to do with that.
Midway Road
Addison, Texas
Overheard by: covering my ass from now on
