That’s Great, Blanche

Auditor: I am a man! I have chest hair!

46th St & 3rd Ave
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Auditor #2

Makes Me Grateful Just to Be Stupid

Office lady: This girl that was in the Paralympics has 1.5 arms and no legs below the knee. She won 5 medals in the games, and is an engineer.
Office guy: What? Like on a train?
Office lady: No… For BC Hydro, duh!

Vancouver
Canadia

Overheard by: LJ

Send in the Clowns

Boss: Fuckin A, my head is still up my ass.

St. Louis County, Missouri

Overheard by: crackkitty

Hah! You Said “Insert”!

Girl office worker, pointing to three-ring binder: Oh! You have a pretty purple one!
Male coworker: Go ahead and take it.
Girl office worker: Oh, it?s too small. I need a big pretty purple one.
Male coworker: Insert your own joke here.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Who's Doing the Sexual Harassing Here? Show Your Work.

Female nurse, about new netbook: I guess I have to take this little pink thing home and test it out.
Male office manager: Can I watch?

Twin Falls, Idaho

Overheard by: jaekar99

Do Bosses Always Want It Both Ways? Discuss.

IT guy: Yeah, the UI needs to be top-notch. Like the best thing you've ever done. Uh, don't spend too much time on it.

Kirkland, Washington

Overheard by: Ralph H

That Explains My First Child…

Woman to another, in restroom: Well, I don't think about it that hard. I just keep sticking it in there and wait to see what happens.

Union City, Tennessee

Overheard by: Did She just say that?

Can We Get through One Meal Without You Asking That?

Lunch mate #1: We should be parts of the reproductive system for Halloween.
Lunch mate #2: Oooooh, can I be a clitoris?!”

Scarborough
Canadia

Overheard by: Cnote

You Know It Doesn't Tell the Future, Right?

Male coworker #1: Before you leave, can I please rub your head?
Male coworker #2: Huh?!
Male coworker #1: I've always wanted to. It would make me really happy!

Orlando, Florida

Remember, We're an Engineering Firm

Senior engineer: Drop it down hard, and if it comes up, grab it.

Manhattan, New York

Overheard by: Pip