Archive for the ‘Body Parts’ Category

Bib­licly.

Fe­male in­tern: An­oth­er in­tern?
Male man­ag­er: Yup. You’re not so new any­more.
Fe­male in­tern: What’s his name?
Male man­ag­er: Dick.
Fe­male in­tern: Re­al­ly? I know a Dick.
Male man­ag­er: Do you?
Fe­male in­tern: Yeah, I know like three Dicks!

Rich­mond, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: this wun guy

A Lit­tle Some­thing Ex­tra on the Meat-Lover’s Piz­za, Ma’am

Em­ploy­ee #1: Yeah, it was a great porno. Yeah, she was all up on his taint. The taint. You know the part be­tween the meat and the hole? Yeah, that.
Em­ploy­ee #2, on the phone with cus­tomer: (cringe)
Cus­tomer on phone: Ex­cuse me…
Em­ploy­ee #2: Umm, yes ma’am?
Cus­tomer: Was that man talk­ing about balls?

Piz­za Place
Long Is­land, New York