Woman at the copier: I’m not saying she’s a whore, just that she likes penis more than her kids.
Jackson, Tennessee
Archive for the ‘Body Parts’ Category
Aren’t Dong Bongs Illegal in Ohio?
Coworker: It’s so cheesy–the dong. It’s like “here, hit the dong! We’re not giving you a raise, but you get to hit the dong.”
Dublin, Ohio
Overheard by: MissTW
…So Tell That to the Adoption Agency.
Fire chief to maintenance worker: I need one with a big bottom, so it doesn’t flip over.
Washington State
Not If He’s Worried About E. Coli.
Psychiatric nurse, to rest of treatment team, about patient who almost choked: You know Mark*, he sees a big piece of meat, he just puts the whole thing in his mouth.
Catawba, Virginia
Single-User Databases Leave Everyone Unsatisfied
Supervisor: Can you pull out of there now?
Peon: I’m not quite done with it yet.
Sacramento, California
…While He’s Sleeping.
Coworker: We can look at his package.
Fort Worth, Texas
Raise Your Hand If You’re This Guy in Your Office
Salesguy #1: We have more sweaters on the rack.
Salesguy #2: Hahaha! “Rack”!
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Maggie
They Brought Popcorn to the Sexual Harassment Video, and Hooted
Male worker to another: Damn, look at that girl’s ass on MySpace!
Female worker: Could you guys do this somewhere else?
Male worker: Nope, you see, this office is just like the guys’ locker room and you just happen to be working here.
Washington, DC
1PM Lunch
CSR: You know sometimes when you blow, you can feel it in your throat?
Secretary: No, I don’t blow that hard.
CSR: Well, I blow hard and I can feel it sometimes. It sucks.
541 Lexington Avenue
New York, NY
Overheard by: Eve S Dropper
Wait– You Got Your Kids Hand Sanitizer?
Worker, rushing into boss’s office: Guess what I just got the kids for Christmas! It’s hand sanitizer for kids and it’s called “cooter killer.“
Boss: (stares)
Worker: I mean, “cootie killer”!
Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Overheard by: will1966
