Archive for the ‘Body Parts’ Category

Who Did­n’t Play That Game in High School?

Man­ag­er, about get­ting her nails done: I wan­na get just the tip red, I see lots of girls with the tip.
An­noy­ing cowork­er: Just the tip?
Cowork­er: Wan­na play a game called “just the tip”? Just for a sec­ond, to see how it feels.

Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Can we go crash a wed­ding now?

I Can Now Imag­ine Noth­ing Else

Cowork­er #1: I was­n’t that drunk by that point. I mean, I was sober enough to re­al­ize that they were brand­ing each oth­er’s ass­es with Christ­mas cook­ie cut­ters.
Boss: Sure…
Cowork­er #1: No, le­git. Stick­ing the cook­ie cut­ters in the fire and brand­ing each oth­er’s ass­es.
Cowork­er #2: Can you imag­ine shack­ing up with some­one with an in­vert­ed Christ­mas point­ing right to your poop­er?

Hicksville, New York

Over­heard by: Trau­ma­tized