Man: Is that a real rugby shirt or one of those trendy fake ones?
Woman: It’s a trendy one. It’s Ralph Lauren. Can’t you read the r. F.I. C.?
Man: Well I didn’t want to stare… I stare enough already!
Georgetown, Kentucky
Archive for the ‘Blue Collar’ Category
5PM That’s a Wrap
Security Guard: So I told her, “I’m ’bout to go over there & milk that goat. The baby’s gotta have sum’inta eat.”
9800 Kellner Road SW
Huntsville, Alabama
Why Did We Come to This Godless Country, Jimmy?
Irish construction worker #1, exiting job site: You know what’s wrong with this job?
Irish construction worker #2, behind him: What?
Irish construction worker #1: We’re workin’ on an Irish bar, and there’s no bloody beer!
Irish construction worker #2: Sure there is! There’s Guinness!
Both, in chorus: In cans! (they spit on the ground)
Haigh Street
San Francisco, California
12PM Go Over Contracts
Contractor: …so we should definitely take a good look at him. I
don’t want to snowball with more mess.
Specialist: …Um…Yeah.
12443 Olive Boulevard
St. Louis, Missouri
1PM Lunch
Butcher #1: What does that bacon look like to you
Butcher #2: An abortion?
Butcher #1: Exactly. So fix it!
1177 W. Market Street
Akron, Ohio
Overheard by: Nate Kelly
2PM Summer Internship Starts
Intern: Where’s will-call? I have to drop off tickets.
Security dude: Will Call? Who’s that? [Calls manager over]
Manager chick: You’re looking for Will?
662 6th Avenue
New York, NY
12PM Lunch
Customer: So, this Wild Mushroom Pizza, does it have mushrooms on it?
Waitress: Ummm, yeah.
701 Lynnhaven Parkway
Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Cassandra
Have You Tried Fiber?
Receptionist to air conditioner repair man: My fanny thing leaks!
Cube dwellers, listening: What?
Receptionist: It drips on my desk.
New Zealand
Overheard by: YOUR WHAT!!!
Have You Tried to Copper Feel?
Handyman: Can you see the pipe?
Owner of record store, with head in ceiling: Yeah, I think it’s rusted though.
Handyman, under breath: Your mom’s pipes are rusted through.
Newark, Delaware
You Looked So Cute in Your SpongeBob Jammies
Mechanic #1: I climbed your tree last night.
Mechanic #2: You climbed my tree?
Mechanic #1: Don’t worry about it.
Alaska
