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May I Sug­gest De­caf, Sir?

Suit: Why do we have Swiss Miss and Nesquik?
Ware­house guy: Um­mm, they’re not the same thing.
Suit: How so? They both make hot choco­late!
Ware­house guy: Well, maybe cause Swiss Miss goes in milk and wa­ter?
Suit: So why don’t we just keep this around? It’s a mul­ti-task­ing hot choco­late!
Ware­house guy: Huh? Um­mm, well, maybe peo­ple like the way Nesquik ‘mul­ti-tasks.’ It can be put in cold or hot milk. Good for the sum­mer.
Suit: And this can’t?
Ware­house guy: Dun­no. Don’t think so…
Suit: For­get it! I’ll have cof­fee!

The Boule­vard
Nor­folk, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Cof­fee­Junky