Archive for the ‘Blue Collar’ Category

4PM On That Note, It’s the Weekend

Co-worker #1: What is a good exercise for the lower abs?
Co-worker #2: Well, I can think of one exercise that’s really good for the abs…
Co-worker #3: yeah, but only if he can last longer than 5 minutes.

The copy repairman pops out from under the copier.

Repairman: Well ladies, it’s been an entertaining afternoon.

8565 SW Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway
Portland, Oregon

2PM Get ATM Fixed

Repairman on phone: Sometimes they bust out and you’ve got to give them oral…

1200 West Main Street
Tomball, Texas

Overheard by: Sarah Lashley

10AM Mail Contracts

Warehouse worker: Can you fax this document to a P.O. box for me?
Shipping clerk: Usually I would “fax” this to a P.O. Box for you [Gina], but my fax machine is down right now. So maybe you should “buy” a stamp and use the Postal Service for this one!
Warehouse worker: Oh, okay, thanks for the help. Where do we keep the
stamps and who works in the Postal Service?

495 3^rd Street
Pineville, Louisiana

Overheard by: Lesn N. Tothem

Everyone Retrieve Their Illegal Arms from Their Overhead Compartments

Amtrak conductor #1: There’s no quiet car on this train, folks.
Amtrak conductor #2: That’s right. This is the party train. We gonna get arrested tonight.

South Station
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: enigmattic

‘Yiddish’ Is Jew-Speak for ‘Fuck You, Jesus Boy’

WASP: I know what that says! It’s written in Jewish!
Bagel wench: Yiddish?
WASP: Are you Jewish?

Noah’s Bagels, Manhattan Beach Boulevard
Manhattan Beach, California

Overheard by: just wants to make bagels in peace

Dog the Bounty Hunter Seems to Have Lost Its Way

University maintenance worker, over walkie-talkie: I was just talking with Lisa, and she says she has like a weird smell in her room. So I was gonna ask if you could come over here and help me smell it.

Hawaii

Overheard by: It takes two people?