Archive for the ‘Bimbettes’ Category

God­less Lib­er­al Paci­fists That They Are

Of­fice girl #1 while watch­ing the pa­tri­ots vs colts game: Who are you root­ing for?
Of­fice girl #2: New Eng­land.
Of­fice girl #1: Hey, where is New Eng­land, any­way?
Of­fice girl #2: Um­mm, it’s a re­gion up North.
Of­fice girl #1: Oh, I knew it was in Cana­da some­where!

Wood­bridge, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Sara

Put a Nice Pot­ted Plant on It?

Fash­ion de­sign­er girl #1: I re­al­ly want a book­shelf, but I don’t have any books.
Fash­ion de­sign­er girl #2: Maybe you could get a short one and paint it white.

8360 Mel­rose Av­enue
West Hol­ly­wood, Cal­i­for­nia

2PM Wait­ing Room

Girl #1: I use the pull and pray method.
Girl #2: Girl, pull and pray…they nev­er do it. It does­n’t work.
Girl #1: Yes it does! It just does­n’t work nine­ty per­cent of the time.

45 Broad­way
New York, New York

Over­heard by: not dat­ing ei­ther of them