Teen girl: If I don’t get an A on this English test I’m going to be even screwed-er.
High school
Sterling, Virginia
Overheard by: The Mean Teacher
Archive for the ‘Bimbettes’ Category
Godless Liberal Pacifists That They Are
Office girl #1 while watching the patriots vs colts game: Who are you rooting for?
Office girl #2: New England.
Office girl #1: Hey, where is New England, anyway?
Office girl #2: Ummm, it’s a region up North.
Office girl #1: Oh, I knew it was in Canada somewhere!
Woodbridge, Virginia
Overheard by: Sara
Well, At That Point a Small Night Demon Gets Onto a Treadmill Under the Hood…
Dude: If you really want to save money on gas then you should get a hybrid car.
Chick: Hybrid? Does that mean it runs on electricity?
Dude: Uh…yeah
Chick: Well what happens when the sun goes down?
317 West Main Cross Street
Findlay, Ohio
Overheard by: Crut
In My Defense, I Also Talk about Sex All Day Long
Chick: Dude, you’re such a poser. You talk about food all day long and then go home and eat salad. You’re not a real fatty like me. Talk to me when you join the club.
500 West 4th Street
Winston-Salem, North Carolina
It’s My Fitness Program
Female co-worker: Yeah, these bruises on my legs? I wish I could say they were from S&M. Actually, I was just drunkenly stumbling around.
33 New Montgomery Street
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: McN
Let’s Go Rob an Ann Taylor First
Ghetto chick: Girl, I don’t want to rob a grocery store lookin’ like this.
McDade’s
Jackson, Mississippi
Put a Nice Potted Plant on It?
Fashion designer girl #1: I really want a bookshelf, but I don’t have any books.
Fashion designer girl #2: Maybe you could get a short one and paint it white.
8360 Melrose Avenue
West Hollywood, California
And What Is That Bright Object in the Sky?
Pale girl: Look at these freckles on the back of my hand. Oh, my — what is this dark ring?!
Smoker: That’s called a tan.
130 East Randolph Street
Chicago, Illinois
My Eyes Shut Off If I Exceed My Quota
Man: Is that a real rugby shirt or one of those trendy fake ones?
Woman: It’s a trendy one. It’s Ralph Lauren. Can’t you read the r. F.I. C.?
Man: Well I didn’t want to stare… I stare enough already!
Georgetown, Kentucky
Oh, Sorry, the Thingamajig Was Fubarred By the Whatzit and Corrupted Your Jimmyjam
Tech guy: Yeah, so I tried to open the file, and it said something, something, file can’t open, something.
Client services girl: Gee, thanks, tech.
1619 Broadway
New York, New York
