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Lift­ing, Puk­ing, and Shoot­ing: The Lloyd Roid Sto­ry

De­sign­er: I can’t find a pho­to to rep­re­sent per­son­al train­ers. The on­ly stock im­ages we have are too creepy. Look kind of like an af­ter-school spe­cial.
Writer: Like a mo­lest­ing-kids af­ter-school spe­cial? Or the kind about bu­lim­ia?
De­sign­er: A cross be­tween those and the ones about steroids.
Cre­ative di­rec­tor: Oh. That sounds OK. Use what­ev­er you guys have.

16340 North Scotts­dale Road
Scotts­dale, Ari­zona

5PM That’s a Wrap

Fu­ner­al di­rec­tor: So, you know all the pro­ce­dures now, right?
Sec­re­tary: Yes, I be­lieve so, I just nev­er had to go get the or­gan out for a ser­vice.
Fu­ner­al di­rec­tor: Well, you know where it’s at, right?
Sec­re­tary: Yeah, so you just go in the back and pull it out and stick it in there, right?

2157 Oak Street
Wyan­dotte, Michi­gan