Archive for the ‘Arkansas’ Category

I’m Just Try­ing to Be Po­lite

Hard­hat #1 yelling to bud­dy in crane: How’d you get to be so tall?
Hard­hat #2: In­san­i­ty.
Hard­hat #1: Shamu?
Hard­hat #2: No — in­san­i­ty.
Hard­hat #1: I can’t hear any­thing down here.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Arkansas
Fayet­teville, Arkansas

Why All Her Kids Are Adopt­ed

Cowork­er, af­ter boss made big vol­un­teerism speech: I don’t want to do any­thing where there’s the pos­si­bil­i­ty of see­ing some­thing gross.

Lit­tle Rock, Arkansas

Over­heard by: that’s the spir­it