Office guy, complaining about his recent camping trip: Bears may do that in the woods, but Alex* does not.
Springdale, Arkansas
Archive for the ‘Arkansas’ Category
Now I’m Like, “Next…?”
Loud cubicle neighbor: And that’s why both my ex-husbands are dead!
Fayetteville, Arkansas
What Happens When You Learn History on a Hippie Commune
Maintenance idiot: How do you think they came up with that whole groundhog thing?
Electronics clerk: What groundhog thing?
Maintenance idiot: You know, the groundhog sees his shadow and we have six more months of winter. How do you think they came up with that idea?
Electronics clerk: Ummmm… It’s six weeks…
Maintenance idiot: I bet it was all of those animal activist settlers back when they came to America, or something.
Electronics clerk: Animal activist settlers?
Ft. Smith, Arkansas
Overheard by: i love my job
I’m Just Trying to Be Polite
Hardhat #1 yelling to buddy in crane: How’d you get to be so tall?
Hardhat #2: Insanity.
Hardhat #1: Shamu?
Hardhat #2: No — insanity.
Hardhat #1: I can’t hear anything down here.
University of Arkansas
Fayetteville, Arkansas
We’re Still Living Under the Same Roofie
Cubicle dweller on phone: Nah, she’s not been banging me very much. I think I’m banging her more than she’s banging me.
Conway, Arkansas
9AM Back to Work
Engineer: I’m against Google Earth! The terrorists are using it! And the communists!
700 West Capitol Avenue
Little Rock, Arkansas
…Don’t You Ever Just Need Something to Suck On?
Female coworker, raiding candy bowl on guys desk: How do you stay away from this candy all day?
Male coworker: I thought you were a nut girl.
Female coworker: I am, but sometimes I need my hard sweets.
Little Rock, Arkansas
Neither Improves the Turkey’s Flavor, Though
Lady peon: You can fit a lot tampons in there, but pads are a completely different story.
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Overheard by: So What?
Wanna Borrow the Kneepads in My Desk?
Owner: Have you proposed to her yet? When are you gonna propose to that girl? You’re not getting a bonus, a raise, or a review until you get down on your knees.
Employee: (smirks)
Owner: For her!
Rogers, Arkansas
That’s What You Said About Little Doggies in Sweaters.
Doctor: The homeless people know what they are doing wearing more than one coat…
Hospital
Little Rock, Arkansas
