Owner: All I can do about it is bitch, so I’ll bitch. Is that okay with you?
Clerk: We haven’t found a way to stop you yet, so yeah, I guess so.
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: BFS
Archive for the ‘Anger management’ Category
Due to a Dramatic Rise in Panty-Bunching
Matronly German supervisor: When you do not clean the counters correctly, my balls get very unhappy!
Bahia Vista Street
Sarasota, Florida
Getting to Sleep Is Always a Gamble
CSR to another: I am so tired today… I couldn’t sleep last night. First I was waiting to check the Powerball numbers, and then found out I didn’t win and have to go back to work today. I was so mad I couldn’t fall asleep!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: unleaded
Eh, to Air Is Human.
Female coworker, about manager: I’m not sayin’ that I’m fuckin’ Coretta Scott King in this bitch, but I’m not fartin’ in a cubicle!
West Lafayette, Indiana
That’s When You Get a Job and Send the Kid to Public School
Coworker #1: I got so mad at my daughter that I threw a spoon through my refrigerator.
Coworker #2: Through it?
Coworker #1: Well, I dented it.
Coworker #2: Oh, that’s no big deal. Everyone I know has done that.
Center City
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
I Mean, What Kind Of Assistant Brings You a Mochaccino Instead Of a Skim Latte??
Sales rep on phone with customer: And then I spanked him and put him back inside. I was so mad at him!
Keene, New Hampshire
Knew I Shoulda Told Him It Was His Idea
Boss: Hey whackadoo! [pause] Shut the fuck up.
Rochester, Minnesota
Overheard by: Kirby
I Already Have Dibs on His Stapler
Peon to boss looking for the bigger boss: He is not there. He is murdering Mike*.
New York City, New York
Overheard by: has a will
Better Yet, I’ll Text You
Company trainer, hearing temp just dropped her phone in a flushing toilet: Let’s take a break… Let’s go outside and discuss this.
Rock Island, Illinois
Overheard by: Ian
You’ve Always Struck Me As More Of a Swallower
Supervisor to staff member: Leave me alone or I will spit my nastiness on you.
Mclean, Virginia
