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Un­less There’s a Fire, It’s Best Not to Com­ment on Smells at Work

Cube rat #1: Oh! (in­hales deeply) I love that smell! Do you smell it?
Cube rat #2: No. What smell?
Cube rat #1: Skunk! I love the smell of skunk!
Cube rat #2: It is the mid­dle of winter…there aren’t any skunks this time of year.
Cube rat #1: You know, you’re right. Hm­m­mm, I won­der…
Cube rat #2: I just fart­ed.
Cube rat #1: Are you kid­ding me? You mean I have been stand­ing here en­joy­ing your fart?
Cube rat #2: Um… (pause) Yeah, guess so!

Fair­banks, Alas­ka

We Pre­fer the Milk­shake Idea.

Sec­re­tary #1, spread­ing but­ter on bread: But­ter is evil! If Sa­tan could ejac­u­late, it would be but­ter!
Sec­re­tary #2, al­so spread­ing but­ter: If that were the case, I might ac­tu­al­ly ask to give him a blow job!

Fair­banks, Alas­ka

Over­heard by: Not Me!!