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You’re Fired.

Sales­man to man­ag­er: One of my cus­tomers is look­ing for prices on a lap­top.
Man­ag­er: Okay, what is he look­ing for?
Sales­man: A lap­top.
Man­ag­er: Yes, but what is he look­ing for? I can get him a piece of crap for next to noth­ing, or a re­al ex­pen­sive one. What is he look­ing for? What spec­i­fi­ca­tions and size is he look­ing for, and what ex­tras?
Sales­man: Okay, I’ll find out.
(three min­utes lat­er, af­ter phon­ing cus­tomer)
Sales­man: He is look­ing for one, the size of an adult male’s hands placed next to each oth­er.

South Africa