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You’re Fired.

Salesman to manager: One of my customers is looking for prices on a laptop.
Manager: Okay, what is he looking for?
Salesman: A laptop.
Manager: Yes, but what is he looking for? I can get him a piece of crap for next to nothing, or a real expensive one. What is he looking for? What specifications and size is he looking for, and what extras?
Salesman: Okay, I’ll find out.
(three minutes later, after phoning customer)
Salesman: He is looking for one, the size of an adult male’s hands placed next to each other.

South Africa