Paralegal: So, should I go ahead and do a dump on the computer?
Seneca Meadows Parkway
Germantown, Maryland
Archive for the ‘Admins’ Category
Every Hour on the Hour
Admin #1, screaming: I’m toothless! I’m toothless! My bridge fell out. It fell under my desk!
Admin #2 to admin #3: We can only hope it was her front teeth.
Rochelle Park, New Jersey
Overheard by: hellbitch
9AM Back to Work
Admin: It says here, “his marriage stopped due to alcohol and wanking too much.”
Pause
Admin: Hold on.….. maybe it says “working to much.”
101 Whitechapel Road
London, UK
Overheard by: nurse
The Crystal Ball Shows Me Outta Here and You Buying Three White Fur Bucket Hats
Admin: Can I go home after we’ve finished this bit? I don’t usually work long Fridays.
Boss: I’ve got two nephews to buy presents for and then decide what to wear for a pimps and hos party after this, and you think you’ve got problems?
Woodingdean
Brighton, United Kingdom
They’re Not Supposed to Be Dapper
Administrator #1: Well, here’s our wreath, and the lights…
Administrator #2: Wait til she sees what I did to the angel.
Administrator #3: What?
Administrator #2: She wasn’t here last Christmas, she didn’t see it.
(five minutes later)
Administrator #1: Who drew a mustache on the angel?
Fordham University
New York
They’re an Important Source Of Vitamin Sea
Cubicle worker with a cold: I’ve been sucking on Fisherman’s Friends all day and it’s not helping.
Sedro-Woolley, Washington
…Since She’s Really Been Behind in Her Work Lately.
Boss to secretary: Where is Linda*? Call her, I need to evaluate her, but…
Secretary: That makes me nervous…
Sylvania, Ohio
Overheard by: jullylully
Is He the Same One Whose Stomach Exploded from Pop Rocks and Soda?
Chubby secretary: So, my friend from college was roommates with this guy who went to high school with this girl whose brother was eaten by Jeffrey Dahmer!
Friend: Oh my god! You could have been killed!
Tampa, Florida
3PM Cigarette Break
Admin: Hey, Simon Wiesenthal died! Who’s he?
Suit: Oh, he hunted Nazis or something. Cool!
Admin: Cool that he died?
Suit: Cool that he’s in my dead pool!
1600 Broadway
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: C. O’ntracter
Let’s Just Say I Appreciate Your “Enlarge” Feature
Secretary to photocopier, lovingly: I spend more time with you than I do my husband.
Copy Room
Brisbane
Australia
