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I Won­dered Why We Kept Re­ceiv­ing Nip­ple Clamps for the Toys for Tots Dri­ve

Work­er #1: Ohmigod! I was typ­ing a let­ter and I was typ­ing re­al­ly fast and in­stead of typ­ing “tots” I typed “tits”!
Work­er #2, un­der­whelmed: Re­al­ly? That’s fun­ny.
Work­er #1: No, re­al­ly!! I typed “tits,” like t‑i-t‑s, at least I think that’s how you spell it.

Jef­fer­son City, Mis­souri