Creative director: I can’t take the course because I don’t have the software.
Peon: Why don’t you find out what the software costs and how to get it, and submit a proposal?
Creative director: I don’t know where to find that information.
Peon: Why don’t you use something called “the internet” to look it up?
Creative director: You mean like go into Google and type the name of the software?
Peon: Yeah, like that.
Creative director: Oh, good idea.

Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Horse Whisperer