At­tor­ney #1: Back in col­lege my girl­friend got mono, but I did­n’t. I at­tribute it to hav­ing an im­mune sys­tem like Vince Neil.
At­tor­ney #2: That guy could fight off the HIV!

Coun­ty Cour­t­house
Nor­ris­town, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Lan