Teller #1: That per­son smelled so bad… I thought I had stepped in poop and then I did­n’t see poop so I thought I was poop­ing and I checked!
Teller #2: What would you have done if you pulled your hand back and there was poop all over it?!
Teller #1: I ain’t know, I was gonna cross that bridge when I got to it, okay?

Charleston, South Car­oli­na