Un­well-look­ing man­ag­er, cough­ing: I think I might go home a lit­tle ear­li­er to­day. (coughs) I’m feel­ing a bit fluey.
Para­noid cowork­er: I don’t want the flu–don’t come any­where near me!
Perky cowork­er to man­ag­er: I’ve had the flu vaccination–you can come all over me!


Over­heard by: con­fused but amused