Young boy: Look, dad­dy, there’s the big dicks! Yes­ter­day we saw the small dicks and to­day we seen the big dicks. Which do you like bet­ter, dad­dy, the small dicks or the big dicks?
Fa­ther: I pre­fer the big dicks, but don’t tell your moth­er.

John­son City, Ten­nessee

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