Girl be­hind counter: So we open the oys­ter up, and in­side we will find a pearl.
Mid­dle aged Amer­i­can tourist: Wow, that is amaz­ing! Does this hurt them?
Girl: Yes, this kills them.
Tourist: What! Can’t you restart their brains or some­thing?

Japan­ese De­part­ment Store, EP­COT Cen­tre
Or­lan­do, Flori­da

Over­heard by: mark shale