Male staffer: There may be a prob­lem.
Fe­male man­ag­er: With what?
Male staffer: I was just typ­ing an e‑mail about a birth cer­tifi­cate. Twice I typed “bitch” in­stead of “birth”.
Fe­male man­ag­er: Oooh!
Male staffer: I cor­rect­ed it be­fore I sent it, though.
Fe­male man­ag­er: Thank good­ness. (pause) Got­ta say, though, that I would love to have a bitch cer­tifi­cate. I mean, I do just fine with­out one, but it would be nice to have the for­mal recog­ni­tion.

Har­ris­burg, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: Michael