File clerk: So do the Sum­mer Olympics hap­pen every… eight years?
Law clerk: Um, four years.
File clerk: I’m tak­ing this quiz. Is Cana­da in South Amer­i­ca?
Law clerk: North Amer­i­ca.

Law Of­fice
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Per­plexed