Boss: Why has­n’t the mail come in yet?
HR: We have a new postal car­ri­er and she has­n’t come in yet.
Boss: Is she nice look­ing?
HR: Well, she’s in­con­sis­tent. Some­times she de­liv­ers at 2:30, some­times it’s 1:00.
Boss: What has that got to do with how she looks?
HR: It does­n’t. Wel­come to HR.

81 Ap­s­ley Street
Hud­son, Mass­a­chu­setts