Cashier: Since this is a liq­ui­da­tion, all sales are fi­nal and there are no re­turns or ex­changes.
Cus­tomer: So if some­thing’s wrong with it, I can’t re­turn it?
Cashier: That’s right.
Cus­tomer: Okay.
Cus­tomer, af­ter item is paid for: So, I can re­turn this if it’s wrong?
Cashier, sigh­ing: You know what? Give it a whirl. Let me know how that goes.

Chica­go, Illi­nois