Pe­on #1: Those Jor­da­ni­ans are re­al­ly teed off.
Pe­on #2: Is that even a word?

9115 Har­ris Cor­ners Park­way
Char­lotte, North Car­oli­na

Boss: Did you hear about the ter­ror­ist at­tacks in Jor­dan?
Sec­re­tary: Um, yes; a sui­cide bomber killed hun­dreds of peo­ple at a wed­ding.
Boss: You see, you should­n’t at­tend so many wed­dings. The odds are against you.

10550 North Tor­rey Pines Road
La Jol­la, Cal­i­for­nia