Blonde cowork­er: But that’s the prob­lem with this coun­try, peo­ple are lazy now, nev­er put any thought or ef­fort in­to any­thing. They’re slop­py. Like, some guy passed a bank teller a “this is a holdup” note on the back of his damn pay stub from his job. I can’t re­spect that kind of stu­pid­i­ty.
Man­ag­er: You know what? You would be a re­al­ly good crim­i­nal. I mean that as a com­pli­ment.
Blonde cowork­er: I know, right? It’s al­most scary. I’d nev­er get caught.

Chelms­ford, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Not sure I want to sit by her any­more