Woman at ta­ble with large group: We had so much fun on va­ca­tion with the kids.
Man next to her: Would­n’t it have been more fun with­out the kids?
Woman: What? Why, don’t you like kids?
Man: Nah, not re­al­ly. I’ve nev­er liked kids. I don’t know how pe­dophiles do it.

Restau­rant
De­troit, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Pe­terG