Boss: Don’t for­get to in­clude an STD with that mail­ing.
Temp: STD?
Boss: “Save The Date” card.
Temp: Oh! I thought you meant “Sex­u­al­ly Trans­mit­ted Dis­ease.“
Boss: What kind of mag­a­zines do you read, any­way?

Prov­i­dence, Rhode Is­land