Co-work­er #1: It’s so dry in here, I can feel the skin on my face dry­ing up from the in­side out.
Co-work­er #2: Do you use mois­tur­iz­er?
Co-work­er #1: Oh yes, if I did­n’t my face would look just like my grandpa’s…and he’s been dead for sev­en years.

1301 West Chest­nut Street
Vir­ginia, Min­neso­ta