Boss: Those cup­cakes are de­li­cious. What a sug­ar rush!
In­tern: I broke out in hives.
Boss: In hives?
In­tern: A rash. My skin is very sen­si­tive.
Boss: To sug­ar?
In­tern: Yup.
Boss: That’s amaz­ing.
In­tern: When I was a kid I got sick and I had to have, like, ten X‑rays a day. Lit­er­al­ly, five X‑rays a day. And I think that messed up my pho­tons.
Boss: Your pho­tons?
In­tern: Yeah, that’s how X‑rays work, you know? They re­verse your pho­tons. That’s how they get the im­age.
Boss: Oh.
In­tern: That’s why my skin is so sen­si­tive, be­cause they messed up the pho­tons. They won’t ad­mit it, be­cause they don’t want me to sue them. But I know what’s up.

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