Boss: We will be tak­en off the in­ter­net. It is slow­ing down pro­duc­tiv­i­ty.

5 min­utes pass.

Work­er #1: …What will I do all day?
Work­er #2: Work.
Work­er #1: Ha, ha! What­ev­er.

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