Wife, read­ing ad­ver­tise­ment: What is an erot­ic pet­ting zoo?
Hus­band: A what?
Wife, loud­er: An erot­ic pet­ting zoo!
Hus­band, look­ing: That says “ex­ot­ic” pet­ting zoo.
Wife: Oh, well…that makes more sense.

Pi­geon Forge, Ten­nessee