Boss #1: You’re tak­ing off for your wed­ding; when will you be back?
Co-work­er: Two weeks.
Boss #2: Yes, and when she gets back, she’ll no longer be a vir­gin.

609 Re­li­a­bil­i­ty Cir­cle
Knoxville, Ten­nessee

Over­heard by: Arthur Van­de­lay