Man­ag­er, about get­ting her nails done: I wan­na get just the tip red, I see lots of girls with the tip.
An­noy­ing cowork­er: Just the tip?
Cowork­er: Wan­na play a game called “just the tip”? Just for a sec­ond, to see how it feels.

Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: Can we go crash a wed­ding now?