Straight cube-dweller, about hole punch: Well, it should­n’t go there. It should be out in the open on the desk where I can see it.
Gay cube-dweller: What, you could­n’t see it sit­ting there?
Straight cube-dweller: Well, it lives on my desk, not in the clos­et.
Gay cube-dweller: It’s a shelf above your desk, not a clos­et.
Straight cube-dweller: Well, you would know more about clos­ets than shelves, would­n’t you?

West Lafayette, In­di­ana