Irish con­struc­tion work­er #1, ex­it­ing job site: You know what’s wrong with this job?
Irish con­struc­tion work­er #2, be­hind him: What?
Irish con­struc­tion work­er #1: We’re workin’ on an Irish bar, and there’s no bloody beer!
Irish con­struc­tion work­er #2: Sure there is! There’s Guin­ness!
Both, in cho­rus: In cans! (they spit on the ground)

Haigh Street
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia