Wor­ried cowork­er: Don’t ask me how, but I roy­al­ly pissed off Steve.
Oth­er cowork­er: Any idea how? Did you in­sult his awe­some hair?
Wor­ried cowork­er: I told him he should read his e‑mails.
Oth­er cowork­er: He’ll get over it, you should com­ple­ment his awe­some hair.

Alexan­dria, Vir­ginia