Girl #1: I feel bad for that kid, Matt*.
Girl #2: Which one? That loud kid?
Girl #1: Well yeah, the loud kid, but he has Asperger’s syndrome, so he kind of doesn’t get it, you know?
Guy: I once had a roommate that thought he had Asperger’s, and I was always like, “man, shut up. You just did too much coke again.”
Overheard by: LabCat