Intern chick #1: You know, it bothers me going into a store to buy condoms. But I am equally troubled by the idea that even when I buy them online, someone has to physically stuff them into a box with the lube I ordered, and then ship it to my address. And they’re there in some warehouse, thinking “Susie’s getting laid tonight!“
Intern chick #2: You should look into Xanax.
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