In­tern chick #1: You know, it both­ers me go­ing in­to a store to buy con­doms. But I am equal­ly trou­bled by the idea that even when I buy them on­line, some­one has to phys­i­cal­ly stuff them in­to a box with the lube I or­dered, and then ship it to my ad­dress. And they’re there in some ware­house, think­ing “Susie’s get­ting laid tonight!“
In­tern chick #2: You should look in­to Xanax.

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