Em­ploy­ee #1 is fix­ing his hair in the bath­room mir­ror.

Em­ploy­ee #2: You look hand­some to­day.

The toi­let flush­es and out comes the fir­m’s pres­i­dent.

Pres­i­dent: Do you two want to be alone?

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