Cube rat #1: Oh! (in­hales deeply) I love that smell! Do you smell it?
Cube rat #2: No. What smell?
Cube rat #1: Skunk! I love the smell of skunk!
Cube rat #2: It is the mid­dle of winter…there aren’t any skunks this time of year.
Cube rat #1: You know, you’re right. Hm­m­mm, I won­der…
Cube rat #2: I just fart­ed.
Cube rat #1: Are you kid­ding me? You mean I have been stand­ing here en­joy­ing your fart?
Cube rat #2: Um… (pause) Yeah, guess so!

Fair­banks, Alas­ka