Mu­si­cian: Nice of you to join us.
Ex­ec: Well, you were 30 min­utes late; I went to take a shit!
Mu­si­cian: You’re en­ti­tled to that.
Ex­ec: I washed my hand if you want to shake it.

875 6th Av­enue
New York, NY

Over­heard by: N & S