Of­fice girl: Is the com­pa­ny start­ing a cloning pro­gram? You two are ex­act­ly the same.
New girl #1: Yeah, I know…except that she had a ba­by, and I did­n’t.
New girl #2: Right, so the on­ly way you can tell the dif­fer­ence be­tween us is the size of our hoo-hoos.

Scar­bor­ough
On­tario
Cana­dia

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